For all of you multi-taskers out there, I’ve uncovered an innovation that’s going to thrill your souls.

Let’s say you hit the snooze button too many times one morning and wake up too late to shower and eat breakfast.

Never fear.

With my discovery, you won’t be spending your day with a grumbly tummy or greasy hair.

And you probably have all the tools necessary right in your kitchen.

Here’s what you’ll need:

    • Glass cutter
    • Glass drinking cup
    • Water
    • Breakfast of some sort

And here’s what you’ll do:

STEP 1::

Prepare breakfast

STEP 2::

Fill glass with water (and lots of ice if you’ve got it handy)

STEP 3::

Using the glass cutter, carefully cut around the circumference of your drinking glass about a 1/2’” from the bottom.

STEP 4::

Begin eating breakfast

STEP 5::

Pick up glass to take a drink


STEP 6::

Enjoy your ice cold bath, which will no doubt drench your p.j. pants as well as most other parts of your person.


And there you have it:


The latest way to satisfy your hunger cravings while maintaining your hygiene.


You’ll probably have also deluged the table and most of the surrounding floor, so if you’ve got an extra minute or two, you might as well take advantage of all that water to wipe down the table and mop the kitchen floor.


P.S. If you don’t have a glass cutter handy, Ikea’s 20 oz drinking glasses seem to do the trick quite nicely.


  1. Oh no!!! So, Um… I guess you are awake now then right? Maybe you could just rigg up a device that does all of that for you AND is attached to your snooze button? Then if you activate the snooze button…
    No? Never mind then. 🙂

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